Outta Your League: Top 10
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Gentlemen, when you are out on the town with the Washington Socialites, here are the 10 things that will surely sentence you to at least a few minutes in the corner …
- Run around the Socialites’ spa/salon, dropping F-bombs around women and children.
- Come running down the hallway, yelling (pretending that you fear for your life) that the massage therapist tried to give you a happy ending. Then, try to steal some wine from the back room.
- Try to pick up every stylist, hostess, server in your path.
- Spill drinks on others, tables — and yourself. Then, refuse to put on the new, clean, shirt that’s delivered for you.
- Jump up in the moddle of a 5-star restaurant yelling - ‘W00t! W00t!’
- Fake a British accent, steal some pink sunglasses, then refuse to drink out of a glass.
- Start screaming and flipping out in the limo — while wearing the pink sunglasses.
- Complain, complain, complain.
- Call us “Douche Bags.”
- Make a scene at the hottest club in town and get yourself carted off by your own security.
Guest Post by Sarah Rowley from the E3 Entertainment Agency, who specailise in hiring motivational speakers for corporate events.

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